Don't look back -- you're not going that way.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are.
Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.
The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge.
We accept the love we think we deserve.
We accept the love we think we deserve.".
Ultimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation.
Ultimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or a friendship, is conversation, and conversation must have a common basis, and between two people of widely different culture the only common basis is the lowest level.
Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
Happiness is a state of activity.
Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you.
One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.
We must all learn to live together as brothers or we will all perish together as fools. Because of our involvement in humanity we must be concerned about every human being.
It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all.
Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.
The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.
Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion.
Familiar acts are beautiful through love.
To love is to return to a home we never left, to remember who we are.
The ideal friendship is to feel as one while remaining two.
Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up.
Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up." -- Thomas J. Watson.
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions.
Do you have to have a reason for loving?
Variety is the spice of love.
There's not a word yet for old friends who've just met.
If you're in a relationship and you want to make it work, you have to be a little selfless at times.
The only joy in the world is to begin.
In relationships, the little things are the big things.
The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but to hold hands.
True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.
If you're trusted and people will allow you to share their inner gardern... what better gift?
We were together. I forget the rest.
Live life to the fullest.
Be the change that you wish to see in the world.
Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your own actions.
In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love.
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
May you live all the days of your life.
Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.
Without music, life would be a mistake.
Without music, life would be a mistake... I would only believe in a God who knew how to dance.
Whatever you are, be a good one.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage -- they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Every bride is beautiful. It’s like newborn babies or puppies. They can’t help it.
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning but anyone can start today and make a new ending.
When your heart speaks, take good notes.
Marriage is the interview that never ends.
You hold substance in my psyche.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
The penguin doesn't know it's cute, and the leopard seal doesn't know it's kind of big and monstrous. This is just the food chain unfolding.
Well, if you can't have what you want, you could try to want what you have.
I was probably the only revolutionary referred to as cute.
Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish.
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
The moments of happiness we enjoy take us by surprise. It is not that we seize them, but that they seize us.
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.
Old age is no place for sissies.
Being able to look cute, at all times, while being able to peel off layers is the most essential thing.
Rule number one: Why is it that the one time a cute guy talks to you, you have a friend who's in crisis?
Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.
Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
Cute accessories always help bring out your outfit and pull it all together.
Life is the game that must be played.
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
The secret of happiness is not in doing what one likes, but in liking what one does.
He's so cute, I can't help myself.
When all else fails, look cute.
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
You're my reflection, all I see is you.
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
Love won't be tampered with, love won't go away. Push it to one side and it creeps to the other.
Love won't be tampered with, love won't go away. Push it to one side and it creeps to the other. Throw it in the garbage and it springs up clean. Try to root it out and it only flourishes. Love is a weed, a dandelion that you poison from your heart. The taproots wait. The seeds blow off, ticklish, into a part of the yard you didn't spray. And one day, though you worked, though you prodded out each spiky leaf, you lift your eyes and dozens of fat golden faces bob in the grass.
The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.
The first thing to do in life is to do with purpose what one purposes to do.
I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.
I gave my father $100 and said, Buy yourself something that will make your life easier. So he went out and bought a present for my mother.
My husband and I are are going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.
Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
After you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.
I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Once you find someone to share your ups and downs, downs are almost as good as ups.
In the end there doesn't have to be anyone who understands you. There just has to be someone who wants to.
There is nothing as strong as tenderness, And nothing as tender as true strength.
Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
Three things I want in a relationship: Eyes that won't cry, lips that won't lie, and love that won't die.
A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real.
I love nerdy, cute, quirky boys who don't take themselves too seriously.
If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.
Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.
I like a man who can come out and say he's nervous on the first date. I think that would be really cute.
People see me as cute, but I'm so much more than that.
It is only when we no longer compulsively need someone that we can have a real relationship with them.
You can have it all, just not all at the same time.
To love someone is nothing, to be loved by someone is something, but to be loved by the one you love is everything.
You don't need really expensive clothes to look cute.
Cute girls and burgers. What more can you ask for? That's why we live in America.
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams.
There are never enough I Love You's.
Sometimes dirty can come off really cute or come off 'I don't even want you to touch me.'
I like being the girl nobody can have.
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.
Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy.
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.
Boys are cute, but food is cuter.
The best portion of your life will be the small, nameless moments you spend smiling with someone who matters to you.
He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience.
I look into your eyes and see my own soul.
When life is sweet, say thank you and celebrate. And when life is bitter, say thank you and grow.
Baby you light up my world like nobody else.
Baby you light up my world like nobody else. The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed. And when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell. You don't know-oh-oh, you don't know you're beautiful. If only you saw what I can see, you'd understand why I want you so desperately. Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe, you don't know-oh-oh, you don't know you're beautiful. That's What Makes You Beautiful.
My mission is to make the world happy and cute and to love everyone. I think I'm doing a pretty good job.
Maybe I'll just give up on boys. Okay, maybe not. I mean they're just so cute!
The most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself.
Be loving and the love in your life will increase.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
Day Play We play all day. Night Fight We fight all night.
Don't give up! I believe in you all. A person's a person, no matter how small! And you very small persons will not have to die If you make yourselves heard! So come on, now, and TRY!
What we may think is funny or cute may end up being powerfully hurtful.
The people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind.
In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others.
One fish Two fish Red fish Blue fish!
Men are often bad, but babies never are.
Whatever anybody says, the most important thing in life is to be happy.
Live your life and forget your age.
Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone.
Today you are you! That is truer than true!
Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you.
All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same.
The most important ingredient we put into any relationship is not what we say or what we do, but what we are.
The most important ingredient we put into any relationship is not what we say or what we do, but what we are. And if our words and our actions come from superficial human relations techniques (the Personality Ethic) rather than from our own inner core (the Character Ethic), others will sense that duplicity. We simply won't be able to create and sustain the foundation necessary for effective interdependence.
Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
My life is my message.
Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
The unhappy derive comfort from the misfortunes of others.
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
If you give your life as a wholehearted response to love, then love will wholeheartedly respond to you.
Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.